KLM Interview #4 - Henri

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KLM Interview #4 - Henri

Postby F.Maurer » 5 years ago

Second part of KLM Interviews. Our interviewee will be Henri ..read carefully...and remember...some things here can be only for adults :woohoo:

Just a few info.


Name: jacques (jack sparrow for the fan)
Birthday: 28 juin 1965
Nationality: francais
Languages: francais and English robot for the games
Sex (male/female): Male in front of me and female behing me :o
Occupation: garden and game
Battle scream: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO :whip: :whip: :whip:

Warmup !!!!


How long you play mohaa: i m in the second years
Favourite weapon: :whip: WIFE OR RIFFE5,,something like that)!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh:
Favourite skin: pilote and private
Favourite gametype: freeztag then countdown
Favourite food: snails, frogs, and hummm 8-) 8-) melons :shock:
Favourite colour: ()
Favourite actor: benny hill
Favourite movie, type of movie: bodyguard and ghost
Favourite singer/band, type of music: At the moment: like fun music , jazz , relaxation music
Favourite book: mickey mouse
Hobbies: windsurfing. and next time, I'll try to nail plate

Complete sentences


"I don't like it when.... agressif people in the street :110:
"I like it when..." people talk to me:you take aperitif :stop: :stop:
"I love..." lounged in bed on Saturday morning after a hard week
"Someday I want..." and someday i don t want like my wife :woohoo:
"I will never..." lost my childrens :nav_sad:

YES or NO


Getting drunk like maurer ? yes it s cool
Homo ? Contrary to popular believe, NO
Get laid with Justin Bieber ? hwo is this girl :?:
Would you kiss MrDead if I give you 1mln dollars ? it s me who give you 1 min dollars..$$$$$$
Jump on Bungee ? NOPE
Jump with a parachute from an plane ? yes if it stays on the ground
Swimming with Sharks ? no they have the same smile as my beautiful mother
Ship expedition ? yes i d like go grece from ship
Eating shrimps ? hummm yes :nav_yes: :nav_yes: I prefer to eat them,,,because they smell the little girls who neglected

Choose your destiny !!!


Hamburger or HotDog ? -hamburger after hotdog
Batman or Superman ? -no homo i prefer superwomen
Movie or Book ? - Movie
Walk with friends or sitting on PC ? -pc
Vodka or Beer - beer
Heaven or Hell ? - Heaven
Gay or trannie ? - shemale because it's me who does the dishes, is it that a man who become a woman :shock:
Club or Fishing ? - fishing
Snow or Sun ? - snow in the mountain with sun
Dancing or Singing ? -dancing (with my queen {:} )
Mountains or Sea ? - mountains
Party with "Beermonsters" or movie with girl ? - nice question :yes: i like after a beermonsters move with girl in my bed :whip: (69) :shock: :shock:

Few other Questions !


Imagine that you are on a deserted island alone...what would you do to survive ? What things will you miss the most ?

i will send a message to robinson crusoe to send me some pizza and if he dont want send me one .i will go all days in the sea without pant and waiting until fish bite on line.
-easy to catch
-good for eat
-good if he hasn't teeth :roll:
what do you want more it's the paradise :whip: :whip:

Which member in your opinion has the funniest laugh?

--it s killer of course , i miss him a lot

How often do you watch xhamster ? Don't try to fool us...we know you did ! Which actor do you like ?

----only the sunday morning ,just before going to church to confess and tell to pasteur that my hamster is in a good form.
-----my wife is the best acteur.
so she will must go see a doctor, it s strange , she is often sick when she go in bed.

What do you do if you will hear that you can't do 69 anymore ?

-- :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
--I'll take a glove toilet and give one to my wife and tell her:
sorry my wife so now we have to wash our own

Explain us why you invite Foghorn to bathrom ?

--it was not for him :o i only tell to all :
i m in the bathrom ,foghorm was so exiting that he take me in the bath and i couldn t do anything :shock: :shock:
it s a blocker :whistle:
i was very surprise :pokerface: :pokerface:

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the words "69"

--when i hear it i do it , like a robot ,i m hypnotize

Tell us a funny story you may have experienced.

--do you know what we do on April 1st.
telling a false story and at the end they say April Fish.
it's a joke that we only made this day for laughter.

so one april 1st , i phoned to my girl friend to tell her that it was finish with me, she could go looking for an over boy.
omg all her familly coming :stop: i was in stress :))and i tell them it was only for laugh,the april 1st.
i never do it in the future:))))

Do you remember your first meet with KLM members? How was it ? Tell us something about it.

--yes i remenber well this moment.an homo guy asked me to watching on klm forum to make an app.
i wasn't put my app because i was so bad to speak english that i refuse it.
so i d like playing on this server and this homo was so sympathetic with me that i asked him to be a klm menber , he answed me : i already tell you first you will wellcome.
i remenber to that one klm menber kicked me for TK!!!! i didn t knew what it was at this moment.
and this homo person was sry for me about him.
thx a lot my first friend maurer,i d never forget this moment, :wink2: :wink2:

You have your 3 minutes...you can tell whatever you want to our members.

----i will tell you all member that i ' m happy to know you all.
it s more easy to laugh with some of you.
techno,white,maurer,killer,my queen,deady,vosk,marshall,........and more
and some of us are more serious but make a good job in our family.
i m sometime nervious and tell you some bad thing , so it s not for a long time and not for make you mad ,
i like this familly , god save this klm familly.

i miss some good guys and girl who was important for me .
and i miss my friend killer,
i will stay with you all for a long time , if you want of course.

If you were to be an animal, which animal would you want to be?

--my general maurer :stop:

Imagine that one of your friends or important people is in danger. What would you do to save them?

--if it is an aggression i only tell him or them : if you touch my friend , you will touch them also,(watching picture) and all will be right

Thats it ! :) Now Henri please write something for ending the interview!

I think i have my place in our familly,and i will staying in like i will fell good in.
i'll try to stay like i am, a litle saily:))
so it s for you ,to laught , to be in a good fell , it s important.

thx to all leader , generale, queen(my),captain,private,recrut, to accept me like i am.
and a big respect for my dad who put is carotte in the good place at the good time,
otherwise I would not be here.

for my dady :hip hip hip hourra,hip hip hip hourra
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Postby techno1029 » 5 years ago

Hahaha Tres Bien Henri :biggrin2: .....April Fish????? :woohoo: why fish??? In Uk we call it April Fools Day.... :nav_yes:
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Postby Raccoon » 5 years ago

Seems that April 1st is a "lies telling" tradition all over the Europe. :biggrin2:
Nice interview Henri. :yes:
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Postby Foghorn » 5 years ago

WoW Jack Sparrow nice interview it is shining :woohoo: :woohoo:

--it was not for him :o i only tell to all :
i m in the bathrom ,foghorm was so exiting that he take me in the bath and i couldn t do anything :shock: :shock:
it s a blocker :whistle:
i was very surprise :pokerface: :pokerface:

:stop: :stop: :stop: :stop: Ho stop Yuo was it than say come foggy you need a bath you are dirty basterd our somethink like this but I dont care.
The bath of the day before Yesterday was a good one is mosque im not dirty anymore thx :yes: :wink2:
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Postby demonking » 5 years ago

Great interview 69King :wink2:
Your first meet with KLM was Best :LMAO: :LMAO:
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Postby Deady » 5 years ago

i'll quote the things that made me lol my ass off! here're some smileys in advance: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

Henri wrote:"Someday I want..." and someday i don t want like my wife :woohoo:

Henri wrote:Gay or trannie ? - shemale because it's me who does the dishes, is it that a man who become a woman :shock:

Henri wrote:Tell us a funny story you may have experienced
--do you know what we do on April 1st.
telling a false story and at the end they say April Fish.
it's a joke that we only made this day for laughter.

so one april 1st , i phoned to my girl friend to tell her that it was finish with me, she could go looking for an over boy.
omg all her familly coming :stop: i was in stress :))and i tell them it was only for laugh,the april 1st.
i never do it in the future:))))

Henri wrote:and a big respect for my dad who put is carotte in the good place at the good time,
otherwise I would not be here.


nice interview henri!
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Postby Henri IV » 5 years ago

thx you all :ashamed:
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Postby whitelightning » 5 years ago

LMFAO Nice intereview henri!!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: yahhoooooooo :whip: :whip:
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Postby F.Maurer » 5 years ago

and a big respect for my dad who put is carotte in the good place at the good time,
otherwise I would not be here.

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:
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Postby Femme Fatale » 5 years ago

:LMAO: :LMAO: Nice and very funny Interview :yes:


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