Name: jacques (jack sparrow for the fan)
Birthday: 28 juin 1965
Languages: francais and English robot for the games
Sex (male/female): Male in front of me and female behing me
Occupation: garden and game
Battle scream: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How long you play mohaa: i m in the second years
Favourite weapon: WIFE OR RIFFE5,,something like that)!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favourite skin: pilote and private
Favourite gametype: freeztag then countdown
Favourite food: snails, frogs, and hummm melons
Favourite colour: ()
Favourite actor: benny hill
Favourite movie, type of movie: bodyguard and ghost
Favourite singer/band, type of music: At the moment: like fun music , jazz , relaxation music
Favourite book: mickey mouse
Hobbies: windsurfing. and next time, I'll try to nail plate
"I don't like it when.... agressif people in the street
"I like it when..." people talk to me:you take aperitif
"I love..." lounged in bed on Saturday morning after a hard week
"Someday I want..." and someday i don t want like my wife
"I will never..." lost my childrens
Getting drunk like maurer ? yes it s cool
Homo ? Contrary to popular believe, NO
Get laid with Justin Bieber ? hwo is this girl
Would you kiss MrDead if I give you 1mln dollars ? it s me who give you 1 min dollars..$$$$$$
Jump on Bungee ? NOPE
Jump with a parachute from an plane ? yes if it stays on the ground
Swimming with Sharks ? no they have the same smile as my beautiful mother
Ship expedition ? yes i d like go grece from ship
Eating shrimps ? hummm yes I prefer to eat them,,,because they smell the little girls who neglected
Hamburger or HotDog ? -hamburger after hotdog
Batman or Superman ? -no homo i prefer superwomen
Movie or Book ? - Movie
Walk with friends or sitting on PC ? -pc
Vodka or Beer - beer
Heaven or Hell ? - Heaven
Gay or trannie ? - shemale because it's me who does the dishes, is it that a man who become a woman
Club or Fishing ? - fishing
Snow or Sun ? - snow in the mountain with sun
Dancing or Singing ? -dancing (with my queen )
Mountains or Sea ? - mountains
Party with "Beermonsters" or movie with girl ? - nice question i like after a beermonsters move with girl in my bed (69)
Imagine that you are on a deserted island alone...what would you do to survive ? What things will you miss the most ?
i will send a message to robinson crusoe to send me some pizza and if he dont want send me one .i will go all days in the sea without pant and waiting until fish bite on line.
-easy to catch
-good for eat
-good if he hasn't teeth
what do you want more it's the paradise
Which member in your opinion has the funniest laugh?
--it s killer of course , i miss him a lot
How often do you watch xhamster ? Don't try to fool us...we know you did ! Which actor do you like ?
----only the sunday morning ,just before going to church to confess and tell to pasteur that my hamster is in a good form.
-----my wife is the best acteur.
so she will must go see a doctor, it s strange , she is often sick when she go in bed.
What do you do if you will hear that you can't do 69 anymore ?
--I'll take a glove toilet and give one to my wife and tell her:
sorry my wife so now we have to wash our own
Explain us why you invite Foghorn to bathrom ?
--it was not for him i only tell to all :
i m in the bathrom ,foghorm was so exiting that he take me in the bath and i couldn t do anything
it s a blocker
i was very surprise
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the words "69"
--when i hear it i do it , like a robot ,i m hypnotize
Tell us a funny story you may have experienced.
--do you know what we do on April 1st.
telling a false story and at the end they say April Fish.
it's a joke that we only made this day for laughter.
so one april 1st , i phoned to my girl friend to tell her that it was finish with me, she could go looking for an over boy.
omg all her familly coming i was in stress )and i tell them it was only for laugh,the april 1st.
i never do it in the future:))))
Do you remember your first meet with KLM members? How was it ? Tell us something about it.
--yes i remenber well this moment.an homo guy asked me to watching on klm forum to make an app.
i wasn't put my app because i was so bad to speak english that i refuse it.
so i d like playing on this server and this homo was so sympathetic with me that i asked him to be a klm menber , he answed me : i already tell you first you will wellcome.
i remenber to that one klm menber kicked me for TK!!!! i didn t knew what it was at this moment.
and this homo person was sry for me about him.
thx a lot my first friend maurer,i d never forget this moment,
You have your 3 minutes...you can tell whatever you want to our members.
----i will tell you all member that i ' m happy to know you all.
it s more easy to laugh with some of you.
techno,white,maurer,killer,my queen,deady,vosk,marshall,........and more
and some of us are more serious but make a good job in our family.
i m sometime nervious and tell you some bad thing , so it s not for a long time and not for make you mad ,
i like this familly , god save this klm familly.
i miss some good guys and girl who was important for me .
and i miss my friend killer,
i will stay with you all for a long time , if you want of course.
If you were to be an animal, which animal would you want to be?
--my general maurer
Imagine that one of your friends or important people is in danger. What would you do to save them?
--if it is an aggression i only tell him or them : if you touch my friend , you will touch them also,(watching picture) and all will be right
Thats it ! Now Henri please write something for ending the interview!
I think i have my place in our familly,and i will staying in like i will fell good in.
i'll try to stay like i am, a litle saily:))
so it s for you ,to laught , to be in a good fell , it s important.
thx to all leader , generale, queen(my),captain,private,recrut, to accept me like i am.
and a big respect for my dad who put is carotte in the good place at the good time,
otherwise I would not be here.
for my dady :hip hip hip hourra,hip hip hip hourra